"If you’re looking for sympathy you’ll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary."
— David Sedaris, Barrel Fever (via feellng)
"Some people would rather live in a hell they’ve got used to than in a paradise they’ve never experienced before."
— Urania Sarri, Gate Deadlock (via observando)
"I said I would go to hell for you, but I didn’t expect you to leave me there."
"Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car."
— Garrison Keillor (via feellng)