"I’m not going to be the girl you marry, but I’ll be the girl you’ll be thinking of 20 years from now while you engage in polite sex with your boring wife who fakes her orgasm to make you feel better about your receding hairline."
— e.b. (via bl-ossomed)
"If you’re looking for sympathy you’ll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary."
— David Sedaris, Barrel Fever (via feellng)
"Some people would rather live in a hell they’ve got used to than in a paradise they’ve never experienced before."
— Urania Sarri, Gate Deadlock (via observando)